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ahaha these comments tho
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I enjoy reading all these posts! They make crack up!
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Wow, some of these replies are hilarious, oh how i love the Conspiracy Forum.
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#34. Posted:
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You have to chop your PEN*S off in order to join, therefor I have not joined.
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Join a Masonic lodge, work your way to a master Mason and past 3rd degree keep going up and you'll get there. Or gets famous and they'll contact you
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how can we KNOW that you are NOT illuminati
is this just a game from the illuminati
a simple test that even the most advanced toaster
cannot solve
can these instructions not be clear enough
penis stuck in celing fan?
well what if we are illuminati
but not illuminati
how will we ever know
....
maybe you are born maybe you join
but where is illuminati
its behind you but when you look its behind you......
.......
trapped in infite mindf**k with mirrors and shit
untill you go insane and explode into pieces
of toast and die because you cant even....
is this just a game from the illuminati
a simple test that even the most advanced toaster
cannot solve
can these instructions not be clear enough
penis stuck in celing fan?
well what if we are illuminati
but not illuminati
how will we ever know
....
maybe you are born maybe you join
but where is illuminati
its behind you but when you look its behind you......
.......
trapped in infite mindf**k with mirrors and shit
untill you go insane and explode into pieces
of toast and die because you cant even....
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#37. Posted:
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I'm afraid the time of recruitment has long passed the Illuminati was started and the recruitment process took place on July 6th 2006 so therefore the date would have been 6/6/06. The only way to join now is to sacrifice a Rooster (AKA - Coc*) and give the blood/head to your nearest Walmart.
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#38. Posted:
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Step 1) Be Tupac
Step 2) ?????
Step 3) Profit!!
Step 2) ?????
Step 3) Profit!!
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The Illuminati welcomes you dear G X.
If you are interested in knowing more about our organization, please follow these simple instructions below. Please note that these steps does not guarantee acceptance into the Illuminati.
* Start off by killing your best friend with a spoon (hitting him hard in the ass).
* When he's down bleeding and hurt, shout "I'm a 666 beast and i'm gay".
* Simply find a toilet and shove your smallest finger in your ass and at the same time scream "illuminati get in my tight ass".
* The last step but not least is to simply jump out of the nearest 10th floor window and scream "Superman is coming!".
We are always watching out for you.
If you are interested in knowing more about our organization, please follow these simple instructions below. Please note that these steps does not guarantee acceptance into the Illuminati.
* Start off by killing your best friend with a spoon (hitting him hard in the ass).
* When he's down bleeding and hurt, shout "I'm a 666 beast and i'm gay".
* Simply find a toilet and shove your smallest finger in your ass and at the same time scream "illuminati get in my tight ass".
* The last step but not least is to simply jump out of the nearest 10th floor window and scream "Superman is coming!".
We are always watching out for you.
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They are watching this thread. They are watching you computer. Your every movement. Next time you make a post like this. They will confront you and take your stuff and destroy. You will be thrown in prison for conspiracy against the government. The government is watching us all.
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