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G_x
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They say they can make a person rich and famous. Where do I find them?


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Jaxs
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Contact me to join but be ready to put a down payment.
Email - illuminatiislove @ kanye.con
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Look to the last moon of the 6.66th month, where the tip of the spear meets the sky, there you will find the Illuminati owl, Hedwig, who will fly you to Room 101.
The secret base of the Illuminati, where they have their meetings, and sacrifice KitKats to the God of female mounds and wine, Tyrion.
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Don't ask this here... They will come... It's not safe for you to go out into public.
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You get nemo and dory and then get megatron and bumblebee to go to the dark side of the moon. Then when you get their you will eat as many tacos you can, the more you eat the higher rank you get in the Illuminati. Then you have to fly to planet x and go to its sun and cook some hot dogs and feed them to the al mighty wiener dog of planet jupiter. Then if your chosen they will email you the address to join.
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Go to Grove Street and you will meet Peter Griffin he will lead you into the Mystery Machine you will then worship Lord Scooby Snack, then you will have to make a blood oath promising that you will never smell your own fart again. Good luck on your Quest.
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Your just a special little kid aren't you.
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Im laughing so much at all of these hahaha 1234((
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All of these posts in the forum are freaking amazing.
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Lease
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You don't "join" the Illuminati, you are born into it.
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