I guess no one knows how to join.
Illuminatis if you're out there and you see this post, please take me. I will do anything you ask.

The next dollar bill will tell us, just you wait.

1. Find and kill a unicorn.
2. Find a big wall.
3. At midnight, paint a triangle onto the wall using the blood of the unicorn.
Here's the really tricky part. I would advise bringing a mirror because I had some issues.
4. With the spoon, dig it into your eye (just like in Scary Movie, that movie is Illuminati itself... Scary Movie 4 has so many hidden messages , but that's for another time). Scoop the eyeball out of the socket - left or right eye will do.
5. Now take the glue and stick your eye in the center of your triangle.
6. With the toblerone, take a chocolate piece and place it in your eye.
7. PROFIT! Now sit naked in front of the wall and wait for Illuminati to take you in. If you are not recruited and the chocolate melts, you have to rinse and repeat... you may have gone wrong somewhere.

The finished product should look like this:


Before you ask; "How do i know if i got in?" ... just go to the mirror and you should see something similar to this:


Please note; If you see people shouting Kifflom at you, ignore them... they are posers.

See you on the other side brothers.

Edit: I forgot to mention you have to use unicorn blood to paint the triangle.

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Simple form and you are in.

To join you need to get a fork and find an electrical outlet. You need to whisper to your fork the numbers 666. Once you do that take the fork and shove it in the electrical outlet. Once this happens you should wake up and the fork will be a triangle. You're now in the Illuminati.

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Simple form and you are in.

Wait they have a website for you to join?!

*scensoreds* 3333ch

This topic makes me laugh like alot i swear im crying

I never thought a little bit of reddit would show through on this forum

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