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#61. Posted:
-Jonesyy
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I think the illuminati isn't the right choice for you.



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#62. Posted:
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Run around naked with ice attached to your bollocks, then you will find Professor Snape who will direct you to the black gates of Mordor, which is where you'll find the ghastly faction of satanists.
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How To Join The Illuminati
Certain individuals who are not currently members of the Illuminati can be examined for possible membership on a case-by-case basis. Some of the factors that may allow you to become a member of the Illuminati include:

An income exceeding $1,000,000 USD annually.
Verifiable authority (politically or financially) over a land space larger than 500,000 acres.
An artist under a contract valued at over $1,000,000.
A bearer of a Centurion Black American Express card (some restrictions).
Individuals distinguished by a Verified Twitter profile badge.
Through written recommendation presented by a family member of blood relation who is already a member of the Illuminati.
By presenting proof of significant influence in a field of business or entertainment.


WHAT... a black american express card well fak guess i cant join dang it
#64. Posted:
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Im pretty sure this is how you form Satan.

Get a goat or something like that. Sacrifice the goat boom satan formed
#65. Posted:
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Be English and related to the Rothschild family or be a famous American HIP/HOP artists and advertise the illuminati famous symbols in your highly viewed music video that has lyrics condemning God and worshipping Satan..... OR have a blood relation as previously stated...
#66. Posted:
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some of these comments i read really just made my night, im geeking
#67. Posted:
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Jaxs wrote Contact me to join but be ready to put a down payment.
Email - illuminatiislove @ kanye.con

Hahahha I'm done! Great banter!
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According to facts, its a lifestyle not a choice.

I don't know how you get into that lifestyle but believe me i'm sure people have tried weird things.
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