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Onyxmat8 wrote Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they cant find home

Good one hahaha.;) Any more?
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iTzBockes wrote
Onyxmat8 wrote Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they cant find home

Good one hahaha.;) Any more?


I used to have plenty but I forgot most of them.

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.
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How do you starve a Certain Person?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
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What is the hardest pat of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.
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My wife and I have recently divorced, and the kids are taking it pretty hard. Well... I've got to get laid somehow...

My personal favorite

They say you shouldn't have a favorite child. But I can't help that. However it's no competition; only one of my daughters does anal.
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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach,
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat".
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would lift itself"
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Lol, that was funny; did everything it said didn't expect that to work.

I got this one texted to me these last week, sick but funny.

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The GoCompare website has crashed.

Malaysia Airlines were trying to get a better insurance quote.
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Guy 1-I'm hungry

Me-Nice to meet you hungry,I'm CGX!



What did the Math Book say to the other Math Book?

Man,I got problems!
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Nice joke, I've seen that a couple of times before
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Are you a haunted house? Cause I might cry when I *** inside you.
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