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Onyxmat8 wrote Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they cant find home
Good one hahaha.;) Any more?
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iTzBockes wroteOnyxmat8 wrote Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they cant find home
Good one hahaha.;) Any more?
I used to have plenty but I forgot most of them.
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.
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How do you starve a Certain Person?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
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What is the hardest pat of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
The wheelchair.
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My wife and I have recently divorced, and the kids are taking it pretty hard. Well... I've got to get laid somehow...
My personal favorite
They say you shouldn't have a favorite child. But I can't help that. However it's no competition; only one of my daughters does anal.
My personal favorite
They say you shouldn't have a favorite child. But I can't help that. However it's no competition; only one of my daughters does anal.
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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach,
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat".
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would lift itself"
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat".
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would lift itself"
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Lol, that was funny; did everything it said didn't expect that to work.
I got this one texted to me these last week, sick but funny.
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The GoCompare website has crashed.
Malaysia Airlines were trying to get a better insurance quote.
I got this one texted to me these last week, sick but funny.
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The GoCompare website has crashed.
Malaysia Airlines were trying to get a better insurance quote.
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Guy 1-I'm hungry
Me-Nice to meet you hungry,I'm CGX!
What did the Math Book say to the other Math Book?
Man,I got problems!
Me-Nice to meet you hungry,I'm CGX!
What did the Math Book say to the other Math Book?
Man,I got problems!
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Nice joke, I've seen that a couple of times before
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Are you a haunted house? Cause I might cry when I *** inside you.
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