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What is your favorite joke? Long or short.
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I know 9 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Now whats yours?
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Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Now whats yours?
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Nice jokes haha did all that!
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Mine would probably be.... It was a jumpaline until your mum went on it, now it's a trampoline
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-Prada wrote Mine would probably be.... It was a jumpaline until your mum went on it, now it's a trampoline
Haha nice joke, made me laugh.
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Three guys are in a bar waiting for their friend we'll call him todd. Todd finally comes in, but he is really late. His friend asks him why hes so late so todd replies "man i found this really hot girl tied up to the railroad tracks so i untied her and we had sex." cool replied his friend did you gett any head."no I couldnt find it." todd replied
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Mr-J wrote Three guys are in a bar waiting for their friend we'll call him todd. Todd finally comes in, but he is really late. His friend asks him why hes so late so todd replies "man i found this really hot girl tied up to the railroad tracks so i untied her and we had sex." cool replied his friend did you gett any head."no I couldnt find it." todd replied
Wow that got dark......damn funny
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Mr-J wrote Three guys are in a bar waiting for their friend we'll call him todd. Todd finally comes in, but he is really late. His friend asks him why hes so late so todd replies "man i found this really hot girl tied up to the railroad tracks so i untied her and we had sex." cool replied his friend did you gett any head."no I couldnt find it." todd replied
Ouch. I got one. What did one statue say to the other statue as they reunited? "Is statue?"
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Wow I swear I did all of those lol xD
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Why'd the girl fall off the swings ?
Because she had no arms
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Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they cant find home
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