(1-1000) My best awnser would be [669]

MrQ wrote Hah @Yopi that just cracked me up actually

I'm glad that it did I've heard that joke so many times but still manages to make me laugh ahahah

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

My best guess between 1-1000 would have to be 479!
Thanks for the give away.

What do you get when you cross a elephant and a rhino?

ELEFINO (L-If-I-Know)

Motiive wrote An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to die."

She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a parachute left for you.
America's smartest President took my schoolbag."

BTW thanks for doing this!

LOLOLOLS THATS AWESOME

Young_Reefa_Man wrote

Motiive wrote An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to die."

She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a parachute left for you.
America's smartest President took my schoolbag."

BTW thanks for doing this!

LOLOLOLS THATS AWESOME

HAHAHA glad i could get someone!

Husband: Honey, do u smell that?
Wife: No.
Husband: Yeah, me neither, start cooking.

1-1000

Im going to pick 117

-Thanks for doing this giveaway

Thanks for doing this giveaway