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Slay's First Gold Giveaway [CLOSED]
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Hey TTG,
Im a New Member of TTG and i have some
Money left over on Pay-Pal so i decided
to do my first Gold Givaway
Here is how i will choose the winner
Comment Below Something funny and
whoever makes me laugh the most
Wins the Gift of Gold
Im a New Member of TTG and i have some
Money left over on Pay-Pal so i decided
to do my first Gold Givaway
Here is how i will choose the winner
Comment Below Something funny and
whoever makes me laugh the most
Wins the Gift of Gold
Proof Of $$: [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]
WINNER: Beacon
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i am not gay don't worry i just had a hard drive where my floppy disk should of been before i went to lemonparty but don't worry im not gay i just like guys :p
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Motto: Quack
Motto: Quack
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Motto: Quack
What does a clock do when it is hungry?
It goes back four seconds ;) BAD DUM TISH!
If I win, I'd like you to gift a friend of mine (x
It goes back four seconds ;) BAD DUM TISH!
If I win, I'd like you to gift a friend of mine (x
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Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
2. ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Lol
2. ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Lol
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Can gold members enter? if so
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
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Ok, not sure if you can do this but i'll put it on.
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Glad To See Your Doing a Gold Giveaway Keep Up The Good Work !
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14 posts and you're doing a gold giveaway?!
You're a legend
You're a legend
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