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Bestfriends
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H guys, I just wanted to know which pick up lines is your favorite, I love them as I do tell my girlfriend them all the time.

My favorite one:
Are there 20 letters in the alphabet?
-No, there's 26
Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t, don't worry you'll get the d later

Post yours below!
+REP If yours can make me laugh or is really cheesy


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How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled or fertilized!

Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
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Burntpasta wrote How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled or fertilized!

Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.


Hahaha, that first one got me, +Rep for you
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Haha thanks brotha! Those are my favorite ones, but my girl hates it when I go on a spree of just spewing them out lol
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Is that a cell phone in your back pocket?

Cause that ass is callin' me.
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I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes. ;)

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.

If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.
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Ooooo oh oh i got one too

Are You a Parking Ticket?

Cuz You got Fineeee written all over you
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A man playing a Game Of Dice on his couch:

Man: According to my percentile DICE, I should have charmed you by now.

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Anymore? These are pretty funny
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do you suck dick? cause I do to
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