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oohDazzii wrote do you suck dick? cause I do to
I would like to ask how this is a pickup line.
Anyways,
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
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Im gonna flip a coins and whatever it lands on I get? Deal? (get it its a sex joke ha...ha...)
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Haaa. Anyone got anymore? These are pretty great.
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I got another one used once in Mafia 2 campaign
"If I could rearrange the Alphabet I would put U and I together"
"If I could rearrange the Alphabet I would put U and I together"
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Scheming wroteI got another one used once in Mafia 2 campaign
"If I could rearrange the Alphabet I would put U and I together"
Hey, nice dress. It would look even better crumbled up at the foot of my bed in the morning.
Wanna go back to my place an play house? You'll be the door and I'll slam ya.
Nice shoes. Wanna ****?
Gotta love Joe.
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I need some help with my calculus. Can you integrate my natural log?
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Best pickup line "You look like trash, may I take you out?" It's so good, It has never worked before!
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KingDubstep wroteScheming wroteI got another one used once in Mafia 2 campaign
"If I could rearrange the Alphabet I would put U and I together"
Hey, nice dress. It would look even better crumbled up at the foot of my bed in the morning.
Wanna go back to my place an play house? You'll be the door and I'll slam ya.
Nice shoes. Wanna ****?
Gotta love Joe.
LOL OMG I think these are the best so far xD +REP for both of you.
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" Do you know why there will be only 7 Planets Tommorrow ?
Why ?
Because tonight , imma destroy Uranus "
Why ?
Because tonight , imma destroy Uranus "
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I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
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