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Funniest yo mamma joke (+25 Rep to winner)
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Winner:
Second place:
Before the contest ended:
I am going to give +25 Rep to anyone who can tell me the funniest yo mamma joke.
Rules:
Dont be specific about anyone's actual mom
Try not to be racist
Don't post more than once, edit your thread
Multiple jokes are aloud, limit of 4
NO 0956( WARS (or any flaming)
Contest ends in 20 minutes, or if I start dying of laughter
Other than that, anything goes...
I hope Dale tells us a funny one
Current funniest joke:
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Ragged_matt wrote 1. Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a c0nd0m with sweat holes.
2.Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.
3. Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
4.your mumma so hairy that you got carpet burn when you were born
Second place:
Zodiacswrath wrote You're so ugly that when you were born, your mama said, "What a treasure!" And your dad said, "Let's go bury it!"
Before the contest ended:
I am going to give +25 Rep to anyone who can tell me the funniest yo mamma joke.
Rules:
Dont be specific about anyone's actual mom
Try not to be racist
Don't post more than once, edit your thread
Multiple jokes are aloud, limit of 4
NO 0956( WARS (or any flaming)
Contest ends in 20 minutes, or if I start dying of laughter
Other than that, anything goes...
I hope Dale tells us a funny one
Current funniest joke:
Zodiacswrath wrote You're so ugly that when you were born, your mama said, "What a treasure!" And your dad said, "Let's go bury it!"
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Zodiacswrath (08-18-2010)
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Your Mum Is Ugly End Of
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yo momma is so fat........ her pant size is "B I T C H LOSE SOME WEIGHT"
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Your momma has a penis.
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your moms that fat even dora can't explore her? :L
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You momma is so stupid she can belive its butter
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You're so ugly that when you were born, your mama said, "What a treasure!" And your dad said, "Let's go bury it!"
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your moms that stupid she sold a pencil to buy sharpener :L
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Okay this is a comeback in a convo
Person 1;Dude your moms a hoe
Me;dude tell your mom shes such a hoe she has to clean her cu*t out because of how much sperm is down there
Person 1;Dude your moms a hoe
Me;dude tell your mom shes such a hoe she has to clean her cu*t out because of how much sperm is down there
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Zodiacswrath wrote You're so ugly that when you were born, your mama said, "What a treasure!" And your dad said, "Let's go bury it!"
Funniest one atm
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