im posting because mine r hilarious not because of contest

your mamas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
your maams so fat when she puts on a yellow raincoat people either yell TAXI... or think shes a giant,humongus twinkie

i love how people keep answering this evening tho its over

TTG_x_Graviti wrote Winner:

Ragged_matt wrote 1. Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a c0nd0m with sweat holes.
2.Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.
3. Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
4.your mumma so hairy that you got carpet burn when you were born

Second place:

Zodiacswrath wrote You're so ugly that when you were born, your mama said, "What a treasure!" And your dad said, "Let's go bury it!"

Before the contest ended:
I am going to give +25 Rep to anyone who can tell me the funniest yo mamma joke.

Rules:
Dont be specific about anyone's actual mom
Try not to be racist
Don't post more than once, edit your thread
Multiple jokes are aloud, limit of 4
NO 0956( WARS (or any flaming)
Contest ends in 20 minutes, or if I start dying of laughter

Other than that, anything goes...

I hope Dale tells us a funny one

Current funniest joke:

Zodiacswrath wrote You're so ugly that when you were born, your mama said, "What a treasure!" And your dad said, "Let's go bury it!"

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