FunnyDan's Recovery Service
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Has your Nissan Leaf broken down? Need to get back to your basement ASAP? I'm your man.

Here at Dan's Towing Recovery Service we pride ourselves on three simple principles;

- Injured nephews and nieces, we'll be there to pick up the pieces. And sell them on for a healthy profit.

- No vehicle too big or too small, we'll recover them all.

- Can't afford to pay? That's OKAY! Here at Dan's Towing Recovery Services we always find a way.

These morals are carried by each and everyone of our staff members and why we've grown to become the most successful internet based Recovery Service.


Vouches:
Scizor wrote Hit a couple spike strips on my way out of the 7/11 on a hot run last weekend, Dan the man came through and got me back to the safety of my hovel. Vouch.


Ry wrote I can drop a vouch.

I was scooting down the road the other day with my van when some dipshit decided he wanted to ride his bicycle in the bicycle lane so I tried to run him of the road and ran into a ditch.. luckily Dans Recovery Services was there in minutes to pull me out so I could continue running over more bicyclists! I'm now at master prestige !!


Sedg wrote 100% vouch for Dans recovery service, life saving!

I was hurtling my ass down the local bus lanes chasing after Maze the local space cake dealer, I flew off of my mobility scooter and ended up inserted into him, now usually I live by the motto of 'never pull out, go deep or go home' but in this scenario i needed assistance, Dan the van man was there quicker than you can say your ABC's and pulled me right out of that sticky situation, thats my recovery man!


James wrote Was driving to Hawaii yesterday and Scizor shit all over my gear shift, making it impossible to use my blinker so I got over without it and got railed by a dolphin. Dan got to me quickly and got me to safety and even cleaned Scizors shit out. Vouch for this service.





Hit me up in TTG PM's only!!!!


I accept the following ACCEPTED payment methods:
BTC, Doge, Coinye, Whoppercoin and NFT's of Tasty's Cat.


Disclaimer:
Neither myself, nor TTG, are responsible for any bans, rank resets, etc. You are doing this at your own risk. All sales are final!



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The following 7 users thanked Dan for this useful post:

Rodent (06-24-2022), nasa (06-23-2022), Federation (06-22-2022), Ry (06-22-2022), Scizor (06-22-2022), PunchingPuppies (06-21-2022), James (06-21-2022)
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I feel safer already
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Hit a couple spike strips on my way out of the 7/11 on a hot run last weekend, Dan the man came through and got me back to the safety of my hovel. Vouch.
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Why do I feel like this is a scam
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Blandonn wrote Why do I feel like this is a scam


Please refer to our many Vouch(s).
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I can drop a vouch.

I was scooting down the road the other day with my van when some dipshit decided he wanted to ride his bicycle in the bicycle lane so I tried to run him of the road and ran into a ditch.. luckily Dans Recovery Services was there in minutes to pull me out so I could continue running over more bicyclists! I'm now at master prestige !!
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i dont get it
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