#1271. Posted:
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Yo Mamma's So Poor She Bought A Tampon From A Secondhand Shop.
Yo Mamma's So Stupid, When The Judge Said Order She Said Fries And Coke Please.
#1272. Posted:
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Lmao im loving all these jokes.
#1273. Posted:
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Lol those are really funny
#1274. Posted:
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add: your mom is so ugly she looked out her car window and got done for facial discrimination
#1275. Posted:
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I can't be bothered too read through the replies, but I have a few ugliness jokes that I have heard over the years,

Yo mommas so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her
Yo mommas so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle, she got hit by a train
Yo mommas so ugly, when your dad wants too have sex in the car, he tells her to get out
Yo mommas so ugly, her pillows cry at night
Yo mommas so ugly, if you look up 'ugly' in the dictionary, there's a picture of her
Yo mommas so ugly, they put her face on laxative boxes and sell them empty
Yo mommas so ugly, your dad takes her too work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo mommas so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first
Yo mommas so ugly, people make jokes about her

Hope you can add them, I apologise to anyone that might be offended by these jokes(I don't see how, but I don't know everything)
#1276. Posted:
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yo mama so fat, she uses a aircraft carrier as a D I L D O, and then forgets about it being there!
#1277. Posted:
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lol your mom is so stupid she locked in the bathroom and peed in her pants
#1278. Posted:
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your mammas so poor she lives in a 2 story Dorito bag with a dog and cat named chip and dip
#1279. Posted:
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your mom is so fat, dora can explore
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YO MAMA SO POOR SHE CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION *SNAPS FINGERS*
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