#1011. Posted:
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| LOL I LOVE THESE |
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| your mum so fat that when she puts on a raincoat,people yell TAXI! |
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Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.
Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone. Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue. Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself. Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it. Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car. Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund! Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample. Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer. Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign. |
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| Yo mommas so poor she hangs her loo roll on the line to dry |
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| Ahahaha, fuc*ing funny |
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| love the jokes bro words cant describe... |
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| Oh ya! Well you mom is so fat, her belt size is greaer than or equal to the entire circumference of the earth! ppr( |
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Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo momma so fat she was in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code! Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo momma so fat I had to take a train to get on her good side! Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat that her senior picture had to be arial view! Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up Yo momma so fat she influences the tides Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes Yo momma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean Yo momma so fat that she would have been in ET, but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!! Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get off!!! Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!! Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development SO STUPID Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo momma so stupid it took her half an hour to make minute rice Yo momma so stupid she threw a brick at the floor and missed Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 6 train, she took the 3 twice Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book Yo momma so stupid it takes her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus Yo momma so stupid it takes her a day to cook a 3 minute egg Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's Yo momma so stupid she called information to get the number for 911 SO UGLY Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it" Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote! Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma so ugly Ted Danson wouldn't date her! Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water SO OLD Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died Yo momma so old her social security number is 1! Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals SO POOR Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp Yo momma so poor she wave around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money SO DARK Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers Yo momma so dark they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa" SO SHORT Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed Yo momma so short she models for trophys Yo momma so short she pole vaults with a toothpick Yo momma so short she has to look down to look up SO NASTY Yo momma so nasty she made Speed Stick slow down Yo momma so nasty she made Right Guard turn left Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater Yo momma so nasty she made Sure confused Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea Yo momma so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease and Yo momma SO HAIRY Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro! Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker SO SLUTTY Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt. SO GREASY Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco! TEETH SO YELLOW Yo momma teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter! Yo momma teeth so yellow I can't believe its not butter SO LAZY Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs SO SKINNY Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared SO BALD Yo momma so bald you can see what's on her mind Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed GLASSES SO THICK Yo momma's glasses so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving Yo momma's glasses so thick she can see into the future HAS Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude Yo momma has no ears I seen her trying on sunglasses HOUSE SO SMALL Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind HOUSE SO DIRTY Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside HEAD SO SMALL Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died MISC. Yo momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on Yo momma twice the man you are Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9 Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear Yo momma middle name is Rambo Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more" Yo momma so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS" Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet |
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| Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish. |
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| NICE, lol this is prettttttyyyy clever |
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