Hey we are the Knights of Some Republic. What Republic? I don't know you decide. We are a small clan of two people and are looking to recruit you. Yes, You! I know, right now your saying to yourself, "Wow I cannot believe this, its my lucky day. I have the opportunity to join a Destiny 2 clan! What a rare opportunity " Well just a second their junior, hold your horses.
Speak decent English, if you can read this your probably cool
Be tall enough to ride a roller coaster, like a big one, not those bitch ass roller coasters at the state fair that the kids ride
Be cool, not like smoke cigarettes in the boys bathroom during gym class cool, but like "Wow I like talking to that guy" kinda cool.
Nice, you've made it this far! If you meet those requirements and your still on this train than buckle up skipper, I'm about to tell you what this whole shindig is about and what we can do for you.
You looking to raid? well we gotcha.
You looking to strike? you know it dog, we there.
You looking to crucible? we've got hella thirst for blood we got ya.
And anything else your down for.
Still intrigued after this ridiculous forum post? Then you leave your battle tag below and we will hit you up with a discord link and a clan invite.