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A man called Graham wins the lottery.
Graham isn't a smart man, to say the least.
So he decides to use all his money to buy a golden house and make everything else inside golden.
Golden chairs, golden beds, golden carpet, golden cutlery, golden ornaments.. golden everything.
Even the outside of his house was gold plated brick.

One night, Graham is sat on his golden sofa in his golden home cinema eating golden grahams watching golden balls
When he hears a sudden knock on his golden door.
He gets up off the golden sofa, walks across the golden stairway
Down the golden stairs, leading to the golden corridor straight to his golden door.
He looks through the golden peep hole and sees a man.
He opens the golden door and says, "may i help you?"
"I saw your golden home from up the road, i'm homeless you see and need a place to stay" the man said.
Graham pauses before saying "what the heck come on in"
The man steps in and Graham shuts the golden door and directs the man to go along the golden corridor, up the golden stairs, along the golden stairway to golden bedroom number 2. And says if you go in your room, I'll bring you a glass of golden water.
Graham heads down to the golden kitchen and turns on the golden tap.
As he is doing so he hears another knock at his door.
So he stops the golden tap, walks back to the golden door and opens it.
Stood there is another homeless man,
"Hello sir. I saw your house from down the ro-"
"Yes you may stay for the night"
And he tells the man to go along the golden corridor, up the golden stairs, along the golden stairway to golden bedroom number 3. And says if you go in your room, I'll bring you a glass of golden water.
Graham heads down to the golden kitchen and turns on the golden tap.
As he is doing so he hears another knock at his door.
So he stops the golden tap, walks back to the golden door and opens it.
"Hey sir I'm Homel-"
"YES YOU MAY STAY FOR THE NIGHT"
He hurries in the gentleman and tells the man to go along the golden corridor, up the golden stairs, along the golden stairway to golden bedroom number 4. And says if you go in your room, I'll bring you a glass of golden water.
Graham heads down to the golden kitchen and turns on the golden tap.
He makes three glasses of golden water and walks back to the golden corridor, up the golden stairs, along the golden stairway and takes a glass to each golden room, says goldnight and goes to golden bedroom number 1 in which he sleeps.

The following morning he shouts to all three men saying it's time for breakfast. At the same time, all three men exit their golden rooms, walk across the golden stairway, down the golden stairs, across the golden corridor and enter the golden kitchen. They all take a golden seat and Graham asks, what will it be fellas?
Homeless man number one says, Cornflakes please.
Homeless man number two says, Weetabix please.
Homeless man number three says, Cornflakes for me too please.

And that's why Cornflakes are better than Weetabix.


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Hahaha,

I don't know where you found this but this is 'golden' get it? no. ok

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what even
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I'd like to win the lottery and live there.
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