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Loke
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Hi I'm Loke and this is a story that happened to me today


It all started at 9:30am I was woken up by my 8 year old cousin telling me "Mathew there is a guy on the couch" I was really confused so i woke up got dressed and went upstairs and sure enough there was a dude on my couch so i did what anyway would so i yelled "who the are you and why are you on my couch he woke up looked around all confused and said "I'm John" so i said "who the is John" he looked around and said "uhhhh I'm uhhh really sorry I think I took a shower and fell asleep" so i looked at him waiting for him to leave he just looked back at me then i said "were you partying or something last night" then he said the weirdest thing "i was curling" and he hasn't moved yet to leave so i asked "uhhh are you naked?" and he replied "uhhh i am not decent" so I went in the kitchen and said "OK put your clothes on" and he got up put his clothes on and i came back into my living room and he said "i am really sorry about this" i replied "dude you came into my house had a shower and fell asleep on my couch get the out" and so he did


The end


Now i used to live in a small town so i didn't ever lock my doors and now i moved to a big city so i have learned always lock the doors

(I hope me or my 5 cousins didn't get finessed)

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Hhaahhaa read this is the SB too
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Poor john almost got his ass beat Hope they didnt get finessed lmaooo


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What in the actual hell. That is creepy as hell. Glad he didn't do anything stupid or rob you. I always keep my doors locked regardless of where I live.
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What the, dude must of been on a new level of f*cked up.
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That's a lesson learnt. Lucky hes not a murderer.

Lock your doors guys.
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This is why I lock all my doors, own two German Shepherds and a small armory with over 25k bullets.
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002 wrote This is why I lock all my doors, own two German Shepherds and a small armory with over 25k bullets.



I live in Canada so guns are a nono
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Well, thats an interesting morning.
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002 wrote This is why I lock all my doors, own two German Shepherds and a small armory with over 25k bullets.


Bit over the top that ain't it for a naked guy lmao
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