Okay so let's face it, we've all been smashed a time or two, or... a few hundred times. Anyway, what's your craziest or stupidest drunken story that you can actually remember?

I have to say mine is pretty gross. When I drink, I get REEEALLLY hungry, in my drunken state, I ate two family sized bags of doritos, nacho cheese and cool ranch, along with 3 cans of dip, sharp cheddar, jalapeno cheddar, and french onion, along with two tuna sandwiches, a grilled cheese sandwich, and a few other things I can't remember. I'm a pretty built guy, but I sure can clean my plate. Before I ate, I had 4 cans of steel reserve, it isn't good tasting, but it'll get you where you wanna be lol, and I had 7 more cans over the hour it took me to eat all that. So there I sat, or... laid, somewhere in between the two, I was completely smashed, couldn't feel my face, couldn't stand, and I had to piss. So I grabbed the closest container to me, which was a cup that previously had mountain dew in it before I started drinking, and... Yea

So when I woke up with a dry mouth, I reached for that cup thinking there was still mountain dew in it, and... Yea I think you see where I'm going with this.

It wasn't the best way to start the morning. So TTG, care to share?