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Is GOLD awesome.
Yes
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85.71% (18 votes)
Kind of
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Well since its V5 i guess its giveaway time.
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Well since its V5 i guess its giveaway time.Posted:
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Time for a giveaway i will be giving away gold AGAIN.
Lets have some fun and here some good jokes, pickup lines, generally random funny stuff in the comments. This wont help you but i get tired of the old I deserve it because.....
So post below for a chance to win.
Lets have some fun and here some good jokes, pickup lines, generally random funny stuff in the comments. This wont help you but i get tired of the old I deserve it because.....
So post below for a chance to win.
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ill enter, thanks for the giveaway.
What do lawyers wear to court?
What do lawyers wear to court?
lawsuits
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Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
...all the fans left
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Thanks for the opportunity.
This joke is hilarious and somewhat NSFW.
This joke is hilarious and somewhat NSFW.
3 men are stranded on an island.
They meet a genie who tells them that he will send them back home if they can complete two simple tasks, but if they fail he will kill them.
The first task is to go find a fruit.
All the men leave and after a while the first men appears with a cherry. the genie tells him that he will get home if he can shove the cherry up his ass without laughing or giggling. as he does, the cherry tickles him and he starts giggling so the genie cuts off his head.
Now the second men arrives with a peach. The genie tells him the same as he told the first men. As he slowly pushes the peach up his asshole, he starts laughing so the genie cuts off his head.
The two men meet each other in heaven and the second men asks the first man
"Why did you laugh?"
He replies "The cherry tickled my asshole, why did you laugh?"
"Just before the peach was all the way in, i saw the third guy walk around the corner with a watermelon"
They meet a genie who tells them that he will send them back home if they can complete two simple tasks, but if they fail he will kill them.
The first task is to go find a fruit.
All the men leave and after a while the first men appears with a cherry. the genie tells him that he will get home if he can shove the cherry up his ass without laughing or giggling. as he does, the cherry tickles him and he starts giggling so the genie cuts off his head.
Now the second men arrives with a peach. The genie tells him the same as he told the first men. As he slowly pushes the peach up his asshole, he starts laughing so the genie cuts off his head.
The two men meet each other in heaven and the second men asks the first man
"Why did you laugh?"
He replies "The cherry tickled my asshole, why did you laugh?"
"Just before the peach was all the way in, i saw the third guy walk around the corner with a watermelon"
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Thanks for this giveaway
Joke: Broncos in the Super Bowl
Joke: Broncos in the Super Bowl
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Thanks for the gold bro I really appreciate it.
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Why did little Timmy cry ?
Cause little Timmy got kicked in the balls by little Susie
Cause little Timmy got kicked in the balls by little Susie
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Ill take an entry.
Here is a joke I heard.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
Here is a joke I heard.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
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It's awesome that you're doing this. Okay here's my joke.
Xbox and Playstation are having a fight...
Xbox and Playstation are having a fight...
Then the cops show up: "Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U..."
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