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#31. Posted:
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KingDubstep wrote I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

L0L this one is great +rep
#32. Posted:
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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, give me some head while I'm taking a poo.
#33. Posted:
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Gril did you fall from heaven because your face looks messed up
#34. Posted:
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oohDazzii wrote do you suck dick? cause I do to



Oh man.... I got one...

Let's go back to my place and play house. You'll be the door and i will slam you
#35. Posted:
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R U FROM TENNESSEE?

CUZ U THE ONLY 10 I C.

lulz...
#36. Posted:
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Slum wrote R U FROM TENNESSEE?

CUZ U THE ONLY 10 I C.

lulz...


So overused, nice try though +Rep
#37. Posted:
Bestfriends
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Anyone have anymore?

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber
#38. Posted:
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All the UAV's in the sky but still cant find you
#39. Posted:
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Id have to be extremely drunk to even mutter these to anyone. Let's simulate.

Excuse me. I am not sure if youre aware but im extremely attractive.

or of course the popular-

Hey there, i'm totally wasted. The condom in my wallet doesn't have to be though. (falls over).
#40. Posted:
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Larph wrote Id have to be extremely drunk to even mutter these to anyone. Let's simulate.

Excuse me. I am not sure if youre aware but im extremely attractive.

or of course the popular-

Hey there, i'm totally wasted. The condom in my wallet doesn't have to be though. (falls over).


That last one got me! Haaaa +REP
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