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#61. Posted:
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Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop
out, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the
remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left
for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh, and get onto
the next house.

This explains why you never see santa....
The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of
energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames
almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and
creating deafening sonic booms in their wake.

This would be true if it werent for rudolph, not only did Santa choose rudolph to be his headlights, but also because he was able to obsorb Massive amounts of energy.
600,000 tons travelling at 650
miles per second creates enormous air resistance
Santa's raindeer are specificly choosen for there amazing aerodinamics
Plus im pretty sure if he gets held up for some reason, he can just use his Christmas magic to teleport and slow time =D
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If you think its real then ur dump. And BTW Merry Christmas!
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Who said only santa delivers presents. Maybe his elves help?
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-Galaxy- wrote If you think its real then ur dump. And BTW Merry Christmas!


Dumb not dump. Thought I would correct you.
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-Chronic wrote Who said only santa delivers presents. Maybe his elves help?

All on seperate sleighs or the same one adding to his overall mass and thus making it more likely of him crashing and burning. Also if they had seperate sleighs all of them penetrating the sound barrier would cause monumentus damage and shatter Time and space it self
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Wow, you Fail.
Santa Can pause time.
Santa Can also kill you.
And Yes, he will kill you now.


See you in Hell B!tch.


F3AR
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wow lol just wow
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TTG_F3AR wrote Wow, you Fail.
Santa Can pause time.
Santa Can also kill you.
And Yes, he will kill you now.


See you in Hell B!tch.


F3AR

I understand why i'm going to hell, for disproving santa, why are you going? R*pe a few too many babies?
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You've destroyed people's Childhood dreams.

QuiK 8)
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He Is Real How Does He Eat All My Mince Pies Last Year AND Hoe Did Rodulf Eat That Carrot.
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