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Funniest Santa Letter Ever
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My dad brought this home...
Please read it

Dear Santa,
You must be suprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was i first in the class, but i had the best grades in the whole school year. I'm not going to lie to you here, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go run errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What b-a-ll-s you have leaving me a **** yo-oy, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the **** were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole **** year to come put with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't **** me enough, you gave that little quieff across the street so many toys that he can't even walk in his house. Don't let me see you trying to to fit your big fat ass(a word) down my chimney next year. I'll ****(f word) you up. I'll throw rocks at your reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the **** North Pole, just like what i have to do since you didn't get me that **** bike. **** YOU SANTA. Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT **** SUCKER.
Sincerely,

iLLiTeRiT


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HDKillCam (12-20-2010)
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lol that is funny ill rate it a 9/10
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Wow!
LoL
Pretty Funny
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lmao fail

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Yeah, thanks!!!!!!!!!
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dude that was epic ima show my bro
#7. Posted:
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how old is your bro?
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I've seen this before
Prettttyyy funny
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i will rate it 100/10
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hahaha omg dats funny as h3ll
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