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TDK
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GOLD GIVEAWAY


Ok guys you know the drill entertain me with hilarity and whatever other nonsense you can find on the interwebz (keep it clean)

I am going to gift 5 people who literally make me lol hard like a man possessed because the weather sucks outside and I need cheering up not to mention it is Tuesday .

So get posting your sarcasm and ridiculous rubbish and I will gift people who are upvoted the most and the people who down-vote get NOTHING mwahahahahaha.



NOW POST YOU STRANGE BUT MILDLY FUNNY PEOPLE

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#2. Posted:
-Tupac
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I nominate the user :

Aeon His runs out in 10/1/2 hours!


Sorry couldn't find a photo of this :




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That moment in class when you don't know the answers on a test and start laughing cause you know you are screwed
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These two made me chuckle.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!

Great give away TDK, If i was to win give it someone else as I'm gold:)
#5. Posted:
BFF
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Not sure if I'm allowed to enter. I only have 4 days and 10 hours left of gold.
But here are some pictures that always seem to make me laugh

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#6. Posted:
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This is just a mild joke....
Whyd the chicken cross the road

To get to the retards house

Knock knock, who's there

The chicken
#7. Posted:
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Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.


I'm not entering man I just wanted to post a joke
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MinecractPlayer69
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Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side? Hes alright now!

Q. Whats a bagel that can fly? A. A plain bagel
#9. Posted:
TOTS
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Here is 1:

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''


Here is another 1:

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.



thank you for doing this give-away! much appreciated
#10. Posted:
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If I can use this for when I run out next week....awesome

If I cant and I some how win....i will nominate

Dunno how you will take this lol



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