TheNubzyBopItz wrote Here is my two jokes.

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mama's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.

I think that is more of a sexual joke, because put a finger in her, this would infact mean shes had so much penis, that its so badly stretched, but if you wanna go with fat, then thats fine by me ;) nice joke though

Sorry for the edit I had to tell you why I put two jokes.

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

Althought my gold doesn't runs out in another 20 days, I'm still posting
Posting my 2 jokes inside 1 posts:

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look whats telling me that.

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.