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I love anti jokes, they make me chuckle what's everyone's favourite or a good one you know? I like: Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
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What do you call a rhino on mars?

Dead...
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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms
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Haha just harsh, ....... I like it .

My version. She got brutally murdered by a mysterious blue figure
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I would much rather wank than have sex these days.

I'm in prison.
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Wan*k. Blocked out the word :/
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What did the Boston bombing accomplished that Hitler didn't?
Destroy a race
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my friend was freaked out when he got sentenced to 90 days in jail. he was so worried about getting raped, that he didn't shower the whole 90 days............ because he was so busy getting raped.
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Whats worse than the holocaust?

Womans rights
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Here's some anti jokes,
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What did the mustard say to the ketchup?

"Is the refrigerator running?"
"No," replied the ketchup.
"Haha well then you don't have to ketchup to it" the mustard laughed.
"That's not funny. We're going to go die in here," said the ketchup.
"You won't die," said the mustard, "you'll just ferment a little if you don't have added preservatives, and depending on your sugar to vinegar ratio."
"Oh, okay, that's not so bad," said the ketchup.


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