Most of these jokes are written by me enjoy

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one day this blonde fell from the roof of a 30 story buildig.10 storys down a man catches her and says "do u blow" and she says "no" so he droppes here.10 storys lower another man catches her and says "do u screw" and she says "no".10 storys done another man catches her and she quickly says "i blow and screw" and then the man goes "ewww" and drops her.

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a blond brunette and red head jump off a roof the brunette hits the ground and so did the red head wheres the blond/ she stopped to ask for directions

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What is the differnce between a blond and a mosquito.

When you hit the mosquito it stop sucking

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.


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okay a blonde,asian,brunette were running away from the cops. they went into a barn. the asian hid behind a pig,the brun hid behind a dog, the blonde hid behind a bag of patotes, when the cops walked by the asian went oink, the brun went woof, the blonde went
P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S

credit to drunky_modz