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#21. Posted:
Injuries
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i should be gold because
-I Host Modded Lobbies for TTG
-I Do GFX Shops for TTG
-I have enough money but no Paypal
-ive never had it
-I Help people within TTG Community
-and my Birthday is coming up in a couple of days


and i was born out of a toaster and i had syrup on me and my dog almost ate me
it was scary :p (horrible joke)
#22. Posted:
Andey
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There were three guys on a plane. One bit into an apple, thought it was too sweet. He threw it out the window. The second guy bit into a lemon, thought it was too sour, threw it out the window. The third guy bit into a grenade, thought it was too crunchy and threw it out the window.
When the plane landed, they got off and saw a lil girl crying. they ask, "lil girl, why are u crying?" She says, " An apple fell out of the sky and hit my cow on the head and now he's dead." Then the men see a lil boy crying. The men ask, "lil boy, why are u crying?" The lil boy says," A lemon fell out of the sky and hit my dog on the head and now she's dead" The men keep walking until they find a blond woman laughing histarically. They ask," woman, why are u laughing so histarically?" She says,"I just farted and that building blew up" yes, i am proud for knowing that joke... lol

Have you heard of a movie called constipation?
Yeah,it never came out
#23. Posted:
Sheeptacular
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durabrockjr wrote i should be gold because
-I Host Modded Lobbies for TTG
-I Do GFX Shops for TTG
-I have enough money but no Paypal
-ive never had it
-I Help people within TTG Community
-and my Birthday is coming up in a couple of days


and i was born out of a toaster and i had syrup on me and my dog almost ate me
it was scary :p (horrible joke)

That joke just gave me cancer
#24. Posted:
Rare-_-Sniping
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SO there was this guy i know and he went to the doctors for a physical and the doctor was like your fine except your penis is orange. so the doctor told him to describe his average day and he said okay i get up for breakfast have a bowl of cereal go to work come home eat dinner then jack off to porn while i eat cheettos
#25. Posted:
xGroovy
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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
#26. Posted:
Contrabvnd
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HIV just to let you know i have changed my user name
#27. Posted:
-Aaron
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Motto: Hello
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I deserve gold because I am active, I help the TTG community by hosting lobbies and if I do get gifted gold it will make me even more active and because I have never been gold before,
Thanks for the giveaway
#28. Posted:
Alex
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Haptick wrote HIV just to let you know i have changed my user name


Yeah I noticed!

Enjoy the gold!

#29. Posted:
Katsuki
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Haptick wrote HIV just to let you know i have changed my user name

Congrats Dude Hope You enjoy your gold is this the first time ?
#30. Posted:
Ashe
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Well, never win anything but I may as well have a go.

I feel that I have been a very good contributor to this site, and I have only ever been gifted Gold once.

I loved the Gold forums and wish to be back there soon
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