TTG_AUSTIN wrote If a brunette and a blonde jumped off a building at the same time who would land first?

The brunette, The blonde would have to stop for directions

now its your turn

Hah. I think it's pretty funny. I don't know any, but I will sure watch this topic.

ahaha

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?



So her male would get delivered to the right box.

great post idea hope its not closed
why do blondes usually wear their hair up?
to catch everything that goes over their heads

speedytrix wrote great post idea hope its not closed
why do blondes usually wear their hair up?
to catch everything that goes over their heads

okay that was funny (:

lol these are good

haha some funny jokes lmao

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."



A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

I am trying to remember one.

my favourite is this one:
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of OJ ?
Because it said concentrate.