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Spongebob Squarepants... THE TRUTH!
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Before i start this was a result of a copy and paste




SpongeBob SquarePants is one of those classic, timeless ideas: It's about a talking sea sponge who lives in a pineapple at the bottom of the sea whose mascot is a meowing snail and who works in a restaurant owned by a crab. OK, sure, it sounds kind of bizarre when you put it like that, but what cartoon premise doesn't? Children's cartoons are metaphors; it's not like the creators were trying to say that these characters are literally mutants or something.


Although Squidward does bear some resemblance to Professor X.

The Theory:

According to one strangely convincing theory posted on Reddit, the show is really about nuclear testing. SpongeBob and his friends look and act the way they do because of their exposure to the radiation from atomic bombs dropped in the area around Bikini Bottom, where the show is set.


Also, "bikini" is ancient Mongolian for "atomic chain reaction resulting in a massive explosion."

Why It's Not That Crazy:

First of all, the fact that a talking sponge lives in a place called Bikini Bottom isn't some roundabout reference to human contraception -- the show is set under a real place called Bikini Atoll, which is confirmed by the official Nickelodeon-written synopsis. And here's where it gets interesting: Back in 1946, the U.S. government detonated a couple of atomic bombs there, one of which was set off underwater.




Suddenly, all the weirdness in this cartoon starts making sense: The characters were normal sea creatures until the radiation from the explosion mutated them into sentient freaks. Even the landscape changed, allowing giant pineapples to grow out of the ground. Not only does this theory make sense, but it also provides answers to a lot of previously unanswered questions that have baffled fans for years, such as "How the hell did Mr. Krabs father a goddamn whale?"






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Very interesting... Especially how mr. Krabs fathered a whale... Lol
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Yeah when i first found it i was like wow that's crazy! haha
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Or, each and every episode have no relation to each other and all of them are pretty much a political cartoon.

Mr Crabs in Bikini Bottom

Clearly it means that there is crabs in your bikini bottom. It is a reference to an STD.
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I actually think this takes the fun out of the memories of the show, just watch it and enjoy, not more
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I found this site page a while ago, cool theories, my favorite is the Ed, Edd, and Eddy one
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Kyle0701 wrote Very interesting... Especially how mr. Krabs fathered a whale... Lol


Lol I'm pretty sure he gave birth to her just saying
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Wait how did ANCIENT Mongolians know about atomic chain reactions?
What?
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Sona wrote
Kyle0701 wrote Very interesting... Especially how mr. Krabs fathered a whale... Lol


Lol I'm pretty sure he gave birth to her just saying


I didn't know males could give birth... Especially male crabs... to whales. But hey, maybe i am wrong.
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I just realized how many funny faces spongebob makes in a episode.....
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