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These are some funny, and true jokes about things in America! I'm American myself.. so don't flame. I will add more if you post one or if I think of some.
1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America they have escalators and elevators in a fitness gym. (Thanks to R3cKL3SSoX)
12. Only in America all the back-pain relievers are on the bottom shelf.
13. Only in America can you have a president not be smarter than a fifth grader.
14. Only in America do we have drive through liquor stores.
15. Only in America is beer cheaper than water.
16. Only in America does it say on children medicine "After you eat it, do not drive or use machinery". (thanks to midview13)
17. Only in America does it say on your holiday lights "for indoor and outdoor use only".(thanks to midview13)
18. Only in America does it say on the frozen dinners "Recommended: heat up before use."(thanks to midview13)
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1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America they have escalators and elevators in a fitness gym. (Thanks to R3cKL3SSoX)
12. Only in America all the back-pain relievers are on the bottom shelf.
13. Only in America can you have a president not be smarter than a fifth grader.
14. Only in America do we have drive through liquor stores.
15. Only in America is beer cheaper than water.
16. Only in America does it say on children medicine "After you eat it, do not drive or use machinery". (thanks to midview13)
17. Only in America does it say on your holiday lights "for indoor and outdoor use only".(thanks to midview13)
18. Only in America does it say on the frozen dinners "Recommended: heat up before use."(thanks to midview13)
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OMG, why is all this so true?!?
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now i feel stupid lol, THANKED
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TTGxDerank wrote OMG, why is all this so true?!?
I know its kinda dissapointing too...
I have to say though... number one was a bit hateful but the rest were true
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LCModz wrote
3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
I like this one
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Haha this is so true, I laughed on a couple of them.
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thats america for ya thanked
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dont be jealous cuz all of you pansies cant do stuff like us. lets see ur militaries start something. u frechies will just surrender and brits and english will get owwwwned. candians just dont fight. no where else in the world can u enjoy stuff like in san diego
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domIbarra wrote dont be jealous cuz all of you pansies cant do stuff like us. lets see ur militaries start something. u frechies will just surrender and brits and english will get owwwwned. candians just dont fight. no where else in the world can u enjoy stuff like in san diego
Don't flame or try to start something please.
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