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How can I skip work?
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I'm supposed to be at work in an hour and I've still not went to bed. How can I not go without calling in sick? I'm in desperate need of an excuse, please help
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Take some five hour energy and get your ass to work!
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Say there's a family emergency.
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Any other ideas please?
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Just dont turn up, and dont call in what i did today :L
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or you could stop being a lazy d**k and go to work
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Jelavic wrote or you could stop being a lazy d**k and go to work
how about you GTFO and stop being useless? anyone else like that idea?
take a page from "ted" and say your GF got in a dog fight (;
then go blaze with your teddy bear
take a page from "ted" and say your GF got in a dog fight (;
then go blaze with your teddy bear
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call in sick or sumthing like that
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if you drive and take the car say it broke down or your friend needed help with something important
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just say you have to take a family member to the airport and you will be to tiered
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