So Patricia and Patrick really loved each other and decided that it was time that they expressed such love and planned a wedding. At the wedding everyone who attended was asked to go and stand by the one person that has made their live worth living, the bartender was nearly crushed to death.

No offense intended my grandparents are Irish and I love Ireland/Eire and the hEireann people and the Gaeilge language, just clearing that up.
-Phracture