1. Play with the cash register
2. Play Bumper cars using the motorized shopping carts.
3. Poop in the urinals
4. Yell that their products are overpriced
5. Yell that their products are underpriced
6. Eat the greeting cards
7. Shoplift the store clerk
8. Pick up the aisle
9. Throw a shopping cart across aisles
10. Play Miencraft on the computers.
11. Play Roblox on the computers.
12. Change their motto to "High prices, always"
13. Speak some language that nobody knows.
14. Yell that your price is $13.36 or $13.38 instead of $13.37
15. Aisle Surf
16. Go shopping cart racing
17. Buy McDonalds food with a $100 bill
18. Buy over $100 worth of stuff with only pennies
19. Yell that Walmart is UNDER 9000!
20. Crash the stocks
21. Put a large rock in the toilet and say "Boy, that thing must've been hard to get out!"
22. Go to the vision centre and stumble on the desk
23. Wear Sunglasses in the Vision Centre and the glasses area
24. Rig the machines
25. Stay in the AC area of the entrance for an hour.
26. Eat pie
27. Dont pay for the pie you just ate
28. Sing "R.E.S.P.E.C.T. On the Loudspeaker.
29. Saying "WOW THIS WAS WAAAAAAY CHEAPER AT TARGET!!!!!!"
30. Bringing your couch and watching the TV's
31. Going into the pop aisle and drinking them
32. Play shopping cart hero
33.Tap into Intercom line and sing the "Oh No You Didn't" Merc 2 song
34. Taking an axe and starting to break things
35. Steal all the toys and then announce in the speakers: TOYS SUCK, WALMART HAS NO TOYS.
37. waste all the food and water
38. poop on the clerk
39. pee on all the food
40. spam on the loudspeaker
41. spam on the computers
42. throw an asile out of the door
43. steal the shopping carts
44. throw every single thing out the door and say WALMART SUCKS NOW ALL YA GET TO DO IS DRIVE AROUND IN A CART REAPEATING THE WORD BUMPY BUMPIDY BUMPER CARS GO ROUND AND ROUND
45. lick the floor.
46. Make a trail of Tomato Juice to the bathroom.
47. Ask the gun clerk where the anti-depressants are.
48.Drive your car into the door.
49.Yell spam in the owner's face.
50.Drop the intercom on the floor and yell into it.

51.Say "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" into the co-owner's face and kick him.
52.Throw a hammer at the wall
53. Sing random songs
54. Sing Baby extremely loud over the speaker.
55. Go over the top.
56. Put the AC next to the loudspeaker
57. Put the Walmart ad tape in wrong
58. Eat packaged food
59. Play ear bleeding music on the loudspeaker
60. Destroy Aisle 19.
61. take off the owners belt and put their pants down
62. put justin bieber on the load speaker
63. put a trail of tomato juice into the bathroom and put a fake person in a bag.
64. put games in the girls section and put barbie dolls in the boys section.
65. get groceries, when you are buying them punch the cashier in the face and run for it.
66. take underwear and run around with it on your head. and sing IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD and so on
67. Push a cart into the owner.
68. go into the girls section and spray paint all over it saying "FOR BOYS".
69. go into the boys section and spray paint all over it saying "FOR GIRLS"
70. put underwear in the cash register
71. Go to the store and shout "BUMP THIS THREAD"
72. Run around the store naked
73. Yell banna i luved u
74.ripping the pages out of the books
75.getting car parts from the car repair and tires section and making 2 cars and racing around the store with your friend
76.flood the store and get one of the floaty rafts and your friend gets one to and you race again
77.bike racing in the store (which i once did :3)
78.get a nerf gun and challange your friend to a duel
79.(idk if this is in canada only)go to the place where they make the teddy bears and over stuff them until they explode)
80.remove the video recording things and put up a clone trooper daning in a parking lot
81. shoplift the sign that says "no shopliftin" LOL
82. Yell "WALMART STINKS" infront of the cashier.
83. Put cherries in all the toilets.
84. Eat all the pie in the pie aisle.
85. Facepalm everyone in the store.
87: Call all your friend and steal all the nerf guns and some balloons and fill them with water and put them randomly throughout the store and when someone gets close start shooting the water ballons.
88. Lick the wall and run around saying I LIKD TAH WALL!
89. Hit the owner with a nerf bat.
90. Throw a nerf ball across the store.
91. Play golf in the camping aisles.
92. Steal all the money and throw it outside and say FREE MONAH!FREE MONAH!FREE MONAH!
93. Sing Caramell Dasen in the loudspeacker.
94. Destroy the toys with the loudspeacker that on.
95. Say BOI BOI BOI BOI BOI in the boy's/girl's bathroom.
96. Cuss in the co-owner's face.
97. Fudge a girl
98. Watch XXX on the tvs
99. Eat the poptarts.
100. Steal

Yell Walmart is GOLD MEMBERS ONLY!!!
- Wear a Master Cheif costume
- Go Postal
- Scan the cash register
- Buy a super bounce ball and bounce it everywhere
- Be a perv
- Kill the clerks and managers
- be the greased up deaf guy and run around
- Roundhouse kick the owner
- Eat all the snacks in the snacks corner
- poop in all the diapers and put em in the box again
- stick a battrey up an old ladies butt and yell SHE HAS TAH POWA
- open food and throw at the workers
- say the elders swear on the speaker
- take off your cloths in frount of every body
- Make someone swear at you then put a lump of soap in his mouth saying "CLEAN JOOR MOUTH UF BAD WURDZ, SUNNEH!"
- Change the cost of every item in the store to 9001 dollars.
- Put up signs about other stores (such as burger king or something)
- bring a machine that makes things bigger put in a thomas toy and drive thomas around the store squishing everyone and everything
- saying "this was a dollar cheap last week"
- making the shoping carts motorized and play bumper carts wotj your friends
- Sparta kick evryone :3
- Bring a wep.
- Take a wad of paper towels/toilet paper, shove them in the sinks, then turn all the water on.
- Sing 'A MILLION BOTTLES OF BEE ER ON THE WALL' on the loudspeaker
- Kick a guy coming out of a manhole yelling "THIS IS SPAWTA"
- Throw a match in a gas machine
- Tell the owner 9001 ways to get kicked out of Wallmart.