Well this is old, but I thought I would post this...


10 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl

1. Carl, stay in the house.

2. Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house

3. Carl, I dont want to yell but its the middle of the zombie apocalypse and were going to need you to stay close by.

4. Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I dont know, guard the living room. Yes, okay heres a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.

5. Carl, Id ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.

6. Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that.

7. Its great youre keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head.

8. Please, Carl. Just stay here. Ill be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.

9. Carl, Im not **** around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one **** thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes.

10. HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HES NOT IN THE HOUSE.

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