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Pick the month you were born
Jan - I ate
Feb - I banged
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
... May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I spanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the Trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an Easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my best friend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boy friend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D' s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girl


Pritty funny leave your STORY here!!!!!!!!!!
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I banged the Cookie Monster because I have AMAZING boobs.
This has been posted so many times but w/e
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Forget it.

This is one of the stupidest things ever. Period.
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I cuddled with an easter egg because Im a pimp.
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I cuddled with a teletubby b/c i snort cocaine



i hate this gameee
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let me change to a green shirt
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Forget it this is one of the stupidest things ever.
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JoRdAnXX3 wrote Forget it this is one of the stupidest things ever.


Lol, copy much? I think you said the SAME exact thing somone else did? find your own words
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JoRdAnXX3 wrote Forget it this is one of the stupidest things ever.


Lol, copy much? I think you said the SAME exact thing somone else did? find your own words
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i shot a pornstar because hooker's keep stealing my tacos


-lol
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