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The Laws Of CALL OF DUTY: *READ*
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LAWS OF CALL OF DUTY

LAWS:

1.) You will ALWAYS get shot in the back.
2.) Every gun in the game is overpowered, UNTIL YOU USE IT! A guy could be using the KSG going 59-3, but as soon as you use it its a piece of s***.
3.) You will get killed when your inside of a building by a predator all the time. Its as if you have a sign over your head saying 'GET ME, IM A FREE KILL'.
4.) Every time your one off your killstreak you run around a corner and get commando lunged . LIKE A PRO!
5.) When you pick up a gun off the ground its AMAZING BUT When you put it on your class its like shooting marshmallows!
6.) When you join a game of Search & Destroy it will be on the last round, you will be losing and to top it off you wont be able to play!
7.) When you get killed by someone on the other team standing still for even the shortest amount of time you yell to your friends. 'OMFG! THERE WHOLE TEAM ARE CAMPING!'
8.) Whenever you are doing well someone will say 'your a hacking C***'.
9.) When you get killed its ALWAYS LAGS FAULT!
10.) When its 3 months down the line of a new COD you will go back to the previous one a LOVE IT! But by the time you do that it will be hacked and you will cry yourself to sleep!!!

BEST REPLY LAWS:

1.) Whenever people use FMG9 Akimbos they have God mode. - aKa BreeZe
2.) You will rage at the spawns on any game mode. - aKa BreeZe
3.) When you see someone get a good kill streak, you put it on and for some reason it's impossible - AH-64D
4.) Waiting for someone that comes around the corner, and when you think, f*ck it, you walk around the corner then the guy you've waited for, walks there and kills you. - -WizKhalifa-Arts-
5.) When you are shooting somebody it takes your entire magazine to almost kill em, but it only takes 1 bullet for them to kill you. - PenguinsTTG
6.) If you actually try to kill someone on search and destroy you'll be labelled a try-hard. - IBL1TzZI
7.) You put a tactical insertion down, someone camps by there and kill you
But when you camp by their tactical insertion you always die - Connortheman

If you say a good law ill mention it in this thread - Thankyou for your time.

BUT DESPITE ALL OF THIS
YOU WILL ALWAYS BUY THE NEXT CALL OF DUTY

LEAVE YOUR 'LAWS' DOWN BELOW.
THANKYOU!


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#2. Posted:
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Looks like someones been playing too much MW3.
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Haha that's really funny

An attack helicopter will always focus on you after you shoot one bullet into it...


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Every time your one of your killstreak
A guys could
BUT DESPITE ALL OF THIS
YOU WILL ALWAYS BUT THE NEXT CALL OF DUTY
grammer me boy, check it ;)

also, whenever you get 2 kills there is always a third guy that kills you.
If you are sniping and looking for a trip feed, there is NEVER THE THIRD GUY AFTER YOUR DOUBLE KILL!
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terrible grammer lol and can't even spell buy
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I agree with #5 the amount of times that happens to me..
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You can't spell
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Motto: DaleUK is just boneless Sean - Nagisa
11.) When you are one off a 10+ assault killstreak reward you will get killed.
12.) When playing a game of Domination on your own with randomers you will 9 times out of 10 loose.
13.) You will rage at the spawns on any game mode.
14.) If you are camping in a building and poke your head out of a window just slightly, you will instantly be killed.
15.) When you are just about to get a M.O.A.B the host will rage quit ending the game.
16.) Whenever people use FMG9 Akimbos they have God mode.
17.) When playing infected and you leave your controller for just the shortest time you will get infected.
18.) When playing drop zone, it is a garuntee that you will die from a team mate capturing an explosive decoy.
19.) When you go to play hardcore you will get sponged.
20.) I prefer to call this COD Logic!
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aKa_BreeZe wrote 11.) When you are one off a 10+ assault killstreak reward you will get killed.
12.) When playing a game of Domination on your own with randomers you will 9 times out of 10 loose.
13.) You will rage at the spawns on any game mode.
14.) If you are camping in a building and poke your head out of a window just slightly, you will instantly be killed.
15.) When you are just about to get a M.O.A.B the host will rage quit ending the game.
16.) Whenever people use FMG9 Akimbos they have God mode.
17.) When playing infected and you leave your controller for just the shortest time you will get infected.
18.) When playing drop zone, it is a garuntee that you will die from a team mate capturing an explosive decoy.
19.) When you go to play hardcore you will get sponged.
20.) I prefer to call this COD Logic!


HAHA good laws i can relate to all of them
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Wow, it's all true! Nice post man!
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