Gadaffi was a nice man, he cared for his country in a manner that all should. He was a patriot, a man who did not follow, but lead in great honor.

Let me tell you his story...

'Once upon a time there was a great man called Muammar Gadaffi, who was visited by the gods on the dawn of September the 11th. He was told by the Egyptian god Horus that he shall bring righteousness to the demonic lord Abdel-Hakim al-Hasidi, and so he did.

30 years later, he somehow became the leader of libya, I can't tell you how he got that, nobody can, a page in The Green Book [the libyan bible] was missing that explains this so...

Anyway, back on subject, when he was leader Abdel-Hakim al-Hasidi formed a big *ss rebel legion to try and overthrow Gaddafi. Gaddafi for months was trying to fight back against the demonic lord but knew he couldn't, so he decided he would sacrifice himself, later on [again, the green book didn't tell us when exactly, stupid book...] he surrendered to Abdel and was executed, knowing that his execution would rip a hole in the space time continuum [the damn book was missing that too!] and so Horus, Ra and Hathor stepped through the hole and slapped Abdel, then proceeded to r*pe all his female siblings. Oh, and of course he was trying to stop them, but since there all knowing and divine the bullets he shot just reflected back at him.

This eventually brought the demonic lord Abdel-Hakim al-Hasidi to commit suicide,
The End.'

Did you like that kiddies?

Now YOU tell me your views on him, or write some messed up story.