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Has anybody here gone to the Xbox support forums? Particularly the "Why was my account suspended" section? It's absolutely hilarious to read some of these people's messages.. you should give it a shot..

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Note: There aren't too many funny ones from today, except one kid crying about how he's depressed and will get worse because his account got perma banned for modding his avatar lol.

Some of my favorites Best parts represented in blue

#1 - Posted by: Draczy | Representing: Vibrahto
Hello!

I was playing on my computer, when i suddenly got a message from Xbox stating Notification of Permanent Suspension: Marketplace theft

I was shocked by this and thought that it was one of those scamming emails that make you go somewhere and fill out your account credentials and such. But no, that was not the case. I signed in and discovered that apparently I was banned until the year 9999. And I dont plan on living that long! The gamertag that was banned is Vibrahto .

I am a loyal Xbox customer and I have two xboxes. About 2 months ago I started playing again, when I got the slim xbox as a present, because my parents are getting a divorce and they wanted so that I could play when I was at my mom and my dad. They probably bought it for me so that I would get my mind over the divorce or something. (If you are wondering why on earth I would have 2 xboxes)

I have spent 1000$+ on Xbox, since I got my first one sometime late in 2009.

Anyways can you state why I was banned? And is there a chance that I could get atleast a shorter suspension / getting unbanned? Infact 2 weeks wouldn't matter as I have lots and I repeat LOTS of tests the following month and I really need to study. (I'm trying to get in to one of the better high schools or whatever its called. In swedish it's called gymnasium. I'm from Sweden)

If you're wondering why I'm mentioning lots about myself, I just want you to know that I'm a normal teenager who enjoys to play Xbox, and dont do any of that cheating stuff, I try to keep mature even thought sometimes it is hard. ;) And if this account will be useless, then I will probably sell both my xboxes, due to lack of motivation to play again.

All those hours of unlocking achievments, leveling and prestigeing... Although its fun, its like playing the same game 2 times in a row, knowing what is going to happen.

And I was really looking forward to MW3 and BF3 this year.

I hope that you can do something about this. If you need more information please dont hesitate to contact me via email and phone.

Kind regards, Max.


I posted this here about 3 weeks ago and I have gotten no response. I'm starting to realise that I might just have to bite the bullet on this one! But please, hear me out!

I might sound like a total loser, but nonetheless I am currently quite depressed. My parent have finally gone through with the divorce and things are not good. This account means alot to me, I've had it for 2 years and man... It's been quite a big part of my life, and 2 years is quite a long period of time![OPINION: Bullsh*t!] So please look over this again, and as I said please call me/email me! It's hard to have an argument like this on a forum.


Cheers.

XBLPET Resonse to #1
This account was permanently suspended for accessing Xbox LIVE marketplace download content through illegitimate means. The suspension will stand as issued.
[Opinion: AKA, kiss your daddy goodbye!]


#2 - Posted by: KoRuPTeD Fakie | Representing: N3G4T1VE R3S1ST


Hello I'm only 12 and my account was somehow banned when our Internet was down. But today i found out it really isnt banned because some1 was playing on it Saturday. So why am I banned and if im unbanned like it looks like then how do i get my account back? But really what did i do to get banned can some1 get my account back or unaban me please? the gt is N3G4T1VE R3S1ST

XBLPET Response to #2

N3G4T1VE R3S1ST was hit for solicitation. I was just going to give you the info on your ban but since your profile critique of MS was so scathing we looked a little further, hit the rest of your bad accounts and your console.
...
This Xbox LIVE account has been permanently suspended due to attempts to extract account information from other players and/or attempts to use the Xbox LIVE service for commercial purposes. This conduct was discovered in your profile, your activities, and/or your communications.
The conduct that caused this suspension may include, but is not limited to:
Asking for another player's login, password, or personally-identifiable information
Unauthorized Gamertag recovery
Offering to trade Xbox LIVE or in-game services for Microsoft Points or money
To help avoid future account suspensions, please review the Xbox LIVE Code of Conduct and the Terms of Use here:



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I love these I have a funny one. Well did ill reply back when i fine it.
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TTG_MAURA wrote I love these I have a funny one. Well did ill reply back when i fine it.


I know! If I'm not trolling on TTG.. heh :trollin: then I'm most likely there. So funny how kids beg.

And yea, post it I may have already read it, but who cares haha.
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Some of these are halarious.
When I get banned, I am doing this.
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Decend wrote Some of these are halarious.
When I get banned, I am doing this.


Lol, I'll probably do it too. And I'll make up this huge a$$ story like the other people XD
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If anybody has seen any funny ones, please feel free to link me to them!
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I couldnt find it it was from last summer.
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TTG_MAURA wrote I couldnt find it it was from last summer.


Too bad haha. Oh well, they're plenty of them to go around.
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