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iConner
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1- Rub yourself with slim jims for an hour

2- Eat a load of funyuns

3- Look at sum Pr0n

4- Walk up to a chick and say hey u i like ur undies can i get in em?

=INSTASEX..

repeat for moar shex.

thank topic if it worked.


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Z61
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Seems like a foolproof plan here 8)
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I found this very funny
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Totalfred360
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wrong you just
1.YOU JUST TAKE THE GIRL TO YOUR ROOM ALL THT EXTRA STUFF IS A WASTE
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My Version:

1. Walk Up To A Girl.

2. "CAN I, F-F*CK YOU?"
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-GTFO
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man i got laid becz of this man lmao
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fack it failed noooooooooo


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#8. Posted:
Logistics
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Slim Jim Part made me LOL.
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i already did this it works legitlegit
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Thanks! From these tips I already have 2 Kids coming my way!
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