-Makarov- wrote 1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

All of them

2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills taken?

one hour

3. I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being woken by the alarm?

8 or 9?

4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

A math problem

5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?

9

6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?

The match

7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What colour is the bear?

white

8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

2

9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?

None

10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?

You

1. 12 Months lol :trollin:

. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? All 12 months have 28 days

2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills taken?1 hour and 30 minutes

3. I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being woken by the alarm? 14 hours

4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get? 25

5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? 9 sheep

6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first? well the fire on the match wouldnt go out if you light any of these things you would have to intentionally put it out

7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear? noone knows

8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have? 1 apple

9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark? 2

10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver? You is his name

iVertigo- wrote

-Makarov- wrote 1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

All of them

2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills taken?

one hour

3. I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being woken by the alarm?

8 or 9?

4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

A math problem

5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?

9

6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?

The match

7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What colour is the bear?

white

8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

2

9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?

None

10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?

You

Google Much? :Trollin:

Not at all... I've heard all of them before. They are very common.

iVertigo- wrote

1st. February :trollin:

your an idiot lolz.............

1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
All of them

2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills taken?
1 hour

3. I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being woken by the alarm?
1 hour. Wind up clocks don't have am or pm

4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
70


5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?
9 sheep

6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?
the match

7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What colour is the bear?
White, its a polar bear

8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?
2 apples

9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
It was Noah...not Moses

10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?
TC3054 is the name of the driver, I'm driving it...


Simple enough..