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aiekoconception
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Convo 1[asking her out]

Arun: Hi, my name is Arun. How may I help you?
@live.com: I was wondering if i pre-ordered Battlefield 3 from Gamestop wouldi get access into the early beta as well?
Arun: Can you please stay online while I investigate this issue further?
@live.com: yes.
Arun: Yes you can access.
@live.com: will they send us a code to our email?
Arun: Yes,
Arun: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
@live.com: is there an exact date that we will be seeing the beta online?
Arun: I have no conformation about this Please keep on eye on this link given below for more information


Arun: [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]
@live.com: ahh ok
Arun: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
@live.com: Would you like to go on a date sometime when your not working?
Arun: Sorry to say I am not able to provide you my personal detail.
Arun: As per EA service policy does not allow us to do so.
Arun: I hope you will understand our limitations.
@live.com: So we can't like go have some dinner and some alone time? and maybe play some Battlefield or even Zombies on Call of Duty?
Arun: I would like to inform you that we are giving technical support from India.
Arun: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
@live.com: I want to know if we can date.
Arun: Thanks for it,
Arun: If you have any concern related to EA games, please let me know .
@live.com: So isthat a no on TGI Fridays?
Arun: Thanks for it,If you have any concern related to EA games, please let me know other wise i will disconnected the chat
@live.com: ): I'm going to kill myself after i write a horrible review on your services!
Arun has disconnected
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Convo 2[Trolling much?]

Masood: Hi, my name is Masood. How may I help you?
@live.com: Hi i was wondering do you guys have any Illumintai logos or references in your upcoming games?
Masood: May I know your name?
@live.com: my name is Ashtar Mikharlob
Masood: Ashtar please specify the name of the game.
@live.com: Battlefield 3
Masood: Please for the above info visit this link [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]
@live.com: yeah i know that link but im asking where is the Illuminati stuff?
Masood: All the info would be available on the above link.
@live.com: so there is Illuminati stuff in that link?
Masood: Yes you would be able to find.
@live.com: ok.
@live.com: Would you like to sell your soul to Satan with me?
Masood: Sorry, I didn't get you.
Masood: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
@live.com: Do you want to have sex?
Masood: If you have any issue related to EA games then let me know?
@live.com: I need help with a game I am playing right now
Masood: Okay tell me, what help I could provide you?
@live.com: Well theres this level that keeps glitching when i play it on Veteran and won't let me beat it
@live.com: Like it won't let me throw my knife at Sheppard
Masood: May I know on which game you gave this issue?
Masood: *have
@live.com: like he stabbed me in the stomach with his knife when i tried to shoot him and it says press "X" and i press "X" and nothing happens
Masood: May I know on which game you gave this issue?
@live.com: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
Masood: I have looked into your issue and it seems more gameplay or in-game issue. I am really sorry our technical support department not expertise with game play/in game issues. I would suggest you to please visit the game offcial forums for more information regarding your issue or post your question there.

The game official forum is regularly visited and updated by our game developers & experts. Also many players post their comments on forums which would helpful for you over your issue. You can find some gameplay information at [ Register or Signin to view external links. ] .

If you have any other issue or query apart from gameplay or in-game I may assist you with, today. please let me know. I will do my best to help you.
@live.com: So you can't help me beat Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2?
Masood: You would be required to post on comment for this issue.
@live.com: Can you at least help me with Yu-Gi-OH
Masood: Is this a kind of error you are getting?
@live.com: no this is a Arcade Game i'm Playing i can't beat jack Atlas
Masood: This is up to your gaming skills to beat another player, how could I help you out on the game?
@live.com: can you help me make a deck that can beat his Dragon deack?
Masood: As I said these would be require to enhance your gaming skills, so please enrich your gaming skills. If you have any issue related to games then let me know.
@live.com: Can you help me play Moon on Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies?
Masood: This is not our game.
Masood: Please be specific about EA games.
@live.com: how about Netflix didn't you guys make that?
Masood: This is also not our games, please be specific with issues, otherwise I'll disconnect the chat.
@live.com: how about Brink?
Masood: As I said be specific with issue or I will be forced to disconnect the chat.
@live.com: didn;t yo guys help make Pokemon Black & White?
Masood: I am disconnecting the chat as you are not specifying the issues with EA games & unnecessarily asking questions related to other games.
Masood has disconnected.


Convo 3[raging to sue turns in to free Veteran status WIN! Then sexual then friendly Winning yeah?]

Rohit: Hi, my name is Rohit. How may I help you?
@live.com: I would like to file a complaint on your games.
@live.com: Also I'd like to say that your support services never help me with things i want to be helped
@live.com: Your Live Support is a failure. What do you have to say for yourselves?
Rohit: I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused.
@live.com: i want my Money back!
Rohit: Could you please elaborate it?
@live.com: I want my money back because all the issues i've been going through you guys give no help whatsoever against these so called "Modded Controllers" that Microsoft is distributing to players also you guys recently revoke me of my Vetran Status i don't want it back i just want my money back so i can Buy Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh Cards.
Rohit: I am sorry we are unable to help you in this matter.
@live.com: how are you unable to help me with this matter? not even help give me my Verteran Status back?
Rohit: You want vetran statys for which game.
Rohit: status**
@live.com: Battlefield Bad Company 2
Rohit: May I have the email account associate to it?
@live.com: @live.com and i would liek to add upon play it today you guys reset me for no reason and i want to know is that some method in the game or is that EA's doing?
Rohit: May i know the platform on which you are playing your game, is it Pc, PS3 or X-BOX 360.
@live.com: Xbox 360
@live.com: I just hope you can help me cause i really don't want to sue you guys over this
Rohit: I had manually updated your veteran status for Battlefield Bad Company 2
@live.com: Is there a way to check this?
Rohit: login game and you will find in it
@live.com: ok well thank you for helping me get that issue solved I have one more question
Rohit: Yes
@live.com: When is the Beta for Battlefield 3 scheduled? I've been looking all over but people are all just spreading rumors and im getting really pissed off because of it
@live.com: So pissed off i want to rape your building and burn your women
Rohit: It will be release in this month.
Rohit: Date is not fixed.
@live.com: Any estimate of its release?
Rohit: I am sorry May be end of this month
@live.com: Who will recieve early access and how?
Rohit: If you have purchase the medal of honor limited edition And if you have pre order the bf3 from origin.
@live.com: What about if people Pre-ordered from Gamestop?
Rohit: Then you will not get early access.
@live.com: Why not?
Rohit: I am sorry these are the rules set by game publishers
@live.com: Why?
Rohit: ,Yu may post your question on our official forums so as to get some insight on the issue, from your fellow gamers.
Forums: [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]
@live.com: Why?
Rohit: I am sorry it is decided by game publishers.
@live.com: Why?
Rohit: Ea sponsors decide it.
@live.com: Would you like to be my wife or husband and have amazing sex together? if not i'll rage a sue
Rohit: Okay
@live.com: Really?
Rohit: Okay
@live.com: You'll be my wife or husband and have amazing sex with me?
Rohit: Okay
@live.com: awesome where do you want to meet baby? :]
Rohit: Any where
@live.com:
@live.com: how about your office ;]
Rohit: May I know any issue about EA game
shadowstep12 @ live.com: D you said we were oging to meet up and have amazing sex though :[
@live.com: i no want to play games i want to play with yeeewwww ;3
Rohit: I apologies for that i was thinking you are going to ask any issue further about vetran status
@live.com: You want to play Call of Dtuy Black Ops with me? :3
Rohit: I am sorry I can't
@live.com: aww why not?
Rohit: I am at work
@live.com: When can we play?
Rohit: I am sorry if you have any game issue then let me know or i will disconnect the chat.
@live.com: Can i at least have oyur number or Gamertag if you play xbox 360?
Rohit: I am sorry I dont have.
@live.com: you don't have xbox? do you have Facebook?
Rohit: I am sorry I don't have
@live.com: how will i contact you then?
Rohit has disconnected.


Convo 4["Former DEV asking if Battlefield 4 is still in production"]

Manish: Hi, my name is Manish. How may I help you?
@live.com: Hi I'm a former DEV but i was let off and i was wondering is Battlefield 4 still going into production?
Manish: Are you referring battlefield 3?
@live.com: no i'm referring to the production of Battlefield 4 that the rest of the DEV team was talking about before i was fired
Manish: Sorry but we do not have any information regarding this. Please visit official web site for further details.
@live.com: Are you sure?
Manish: Yes.Absolutely.
Manish: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
@live.com: because when i worked there my DEV group was talking about Battlefield 4
Manish: Please visit ea.support.com for further details.
Manish: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
@live.com: NO YOU TELL ME NOW! OR I WILL FILE A LAWSUIT AGAINST YOU!
Manish: apologize, but as we are not trained legal professionals, we will be unable to provide any further assistance with this issue. We do not have any contact information for our Legal Department, but any questions or comments of a legal matter should be handled by asking your legal counsel to contact the EA Legal Team. Your legal counsel should be able to obtain this information for you and further assist you in this issue.
@live.com: well how can i get it when i don't work for EA anymore?!
Manish: Please visit official website you will get rest of the details from there.
Manish: Are you there?
@live.com: yes im here im just furious
Manish: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
@live.com: can you help me start my Battlefield 3 beta?
Manish: I would like to inform you that as the game beta is not released as yet so our technical support department do not have the exact information regarding this. I would recommend to visit the game official site for more updated information. The game forum is regularly visited and updated by our game experts and players.:

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@live.com: well i received my Battlefield 3 beta disc in the mail but its kinda failing to start up
Manish: No.You will get the code and link in your mal to play it.
Manish: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
@live.com: No you don't understand i was a former DEV at EA and i just got my Battlefield 3 DEV disc for the Beta but it won't work tell me how to fix it or send me a new one please
Manish: The game is still not release,we don't have any information regarding this.You should visit to official web site for this concern.
Manish: Are you there?
@live.com: yes im here
Manish: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
@live.com: Well i want to know if the beta is near and when i will get my new Dev Disc
Manish: I would appreciate your patience if you wait for sometime, you would be able to receive it very soon.

Manish: Are you there?
Manish: It appears that you are no longer available for this chat session; hence, I am concluding it. If you have any more question or concerns, please feel free to contact us again and we would be glad to us assist you further.
Manish: Thank you for your participation. Have a wonderful day.
@live.com: You mother ****!
Manish has disconnected.


For future reference, a transcript of this chat can be found within the My Stuff above.

Request and i shall try my best to deliver!

PS does anyone have BF BD2 GoD? if so can i License Transfer? my disc won't read any more D:


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#2. Posted:
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Funniest convo I've seen with them by far, lmfao.
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aiekoconception
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-Die- wrote Funniest convo I've seen with them by far, lmfao.


hehe i try. what should i try to talk to them about next?
#4. Posted:
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aiekoconception wrote
-Die- wrote Funniest convo I've seen with them by far, lmfao.


hehe i try. what should i try to talk to them about next?


Ask them questions about games that they don't even deal with. Like CoD, Gears, etc. lol
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Haha!!

Thats hilarious bro!!
:2thumbsup:
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HaHaHaHaHaHa

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TTG no fb get out
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lol Thats funny
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How do you talk to these people? i kinda want to go do this haha
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its ok ill date you23321
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