I turn on my PC then go take a piss then go eat and after i eat i go on the forums

Jerk off smack my mom cause i'm a boss yell at my dad for no reason back hand my gold fish for looking at me wrong take a poop in my cat's litter box to show him who's dominate then eat my dog's food tell my sister she's a fail at life and she should cut herself then being the man i am shave my pubic hair then steal the neighbors paper then come back inside and have a glass of vodka.

Icy-Tank_JR wrote personally when i first wake up i have to take a leak how about you

Same here and I brush my teeth

Get Up and Switch on xbox.

Jks, Check the time and go back to sleep

go take a piss 8) 8)

Turn my xbox off, turn my laptop on, take a piss, go and get a drink and food.

I drain the main vein when i wake up then brush my teeth right after

Combination wrote **** off smack my mom cause i'm a boss yell at my dad for no reason back hand my gold fish for looking at me wrong take a poop in my cat's litter box to show him who's dominate then eat my dog's food tell my sister she's a fail at life and she should cut herself then being the man i am shave my pubic hair then steal the neighbors paper then come back inside and have a glass of vodka.

Awesome story bro 8)

Roll a joint Then smoke it Then wake my Girlfriend up and tell her to roll one And then Go out and smoke it with her

She still doesnt know That i have 2

Combination wrote **** off smack my mom cause i'm a boss yell at my dad for no reason back hand my gold fish for looking at me wrong take a poop in my cat's litter box to show him who's dominate then eat my dog's food tell my sister she's a fail at life and she should cut herself then being the man i am shave my pubic hair then steal the neighbors paper then come back inside and have a glass of vodka.

Lol and this is a normal day for you