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A man and I women were fighting, the man called the women a bitch and the women called the man a bastard.
Then there son walked in an asked what bitch and bastard ment. They replied ladies and gentlemen.
Later that night the parents are having sex and the man said grab my dick and the women said grab my tities.
There son walks in and ask what dicks and tities ment, parents replied hats and coats.
On thanks giving the dads upstairs shaving when he cuts himself shit he says.
Son walks in and ask what shit means
Dads says its the brand of shaving cream he's using.
Mean while the moms in the kitchen stuffing the turkey when she's says ****.
Son walks in and asks what **** means she says its what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Next mintue the door bell rings and the sin answer the door to his relatives and says Welcome Bitches and Bastards put ur Dicks and a Tities in the closet, My dad is up stairs washing that Shit off his face and my moms in the kitchen **** the turkey