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We all know the ol'Why did the chicken cross the road joke, but why did it cross the road?



GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken
crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on
our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us,
or for us. There is no middle ground here.
(He's always starting wars)

JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's
GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
(She's a judge)

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossedthe road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough.
(He's so old jokes back then phrases were good enough)

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2006, which
will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your check book.
Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The
Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C\
(Always making new software, and in the end they crash)

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Post Your Funniest Chicken Joke!
Explain why its funny, and have it showcased here!


-Spectrum: Was he crossing the road? or was the road crossing him?

Bill-Gates:
To get to the other side xD


iTzPr3DaToRxD: He didn't cross the road, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him to the other side.

Skism: to go to the shop to get instant noodles


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Come TTG you must know why the chicken crossed the road.
:trollin:
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No, You Can't Make Me.



And Also, This Topic Was Already Posted 30 times in the last 24 hours.


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My ones best,

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

[spoiler]To get to the other side xD[/spoiler]
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you want to know why it crossed ??

TO GET TO THE OTHER **** SIDE !!
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He didnt cross the road, Chuck norris round housed him to the other side
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Bill-Gates, and iTzPr3DaToRxD, your jokes are now showcased
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to get away from the racist kfc commercial
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that's stupid
#SMMFH
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to go to the shop to get instant noodles
duuuuhhhhhh
evryone know s that
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