A bus full of ugly people crashed and all of them died. Before entering heaven, St. Peter decided that they all deserved one wish. The first ugly person wished that he could be beautiful. All of the other ugly people wished the same thing, until it was the last ugly persons turn to wish. Everyone looked at him, and he couldn't stop laughing. St. Peter asked him what his wish was, and he said "Make them all ugly again!"

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are trapped on an island together. One day the redhead says, I estimate that land is only 20 miles away. She decided to try and swim there. She swam 5 miles, then got tired and drowned. The brunette also estimated that land was only 20 miles away, and she decided to try as well. She swam 10 miles, then got too tired and drowned. The blonde girl was so sad that her friends weren't there, that she estimated that land was only 20 miles away also. She swam 15 miles, then got tired and swam all the way back.