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these are some of mine
are u in the navy because i have alot of semen in my shaft
do you work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong
do you like whiskey because im a hard liquor
are you a free way ramp beacause i want to get off on you
do you like bathing cats because i can make your **** wet
your so far in the closet your in narnia
are you a miner because you're making me rock hard
are you a farmer cause ill plow your fields
are you a fisherman because you gave me crabs
please post yours
Credits to OpenLobby for these:
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Credit to TTG TEMPZ:
is your dad a cementer because your making me really hard
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are u in the navy because i have alot of semen in my shaft
do you work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong
do you like whiskey because im a hard liquor
are you a free way ramp beacause i want to get off on you
do you like bathing cats because i can make your **** wet
your so far in the closet your in narnia
are you a miner because you're making me rock hard
are you a farmer cause ill plow your fields
are you a fisherman because you gave me crabs
please post yours
Credits to OpenLobby for these:
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Credit to TTG TEMPZ:
is your dad a cementer because your making me really hard
Last edited by TRYNDAMERE ; edited 3 times in total
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hi im hung like a horse how do u like me so far
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please post yours i want to see them ill add them when i get the chance ill also give you the credit
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The Word Of The Day Is Legs Lets go back to My PLace And Spread the word
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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come on keep them coming
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is your dad a cementer because your making me really hard
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TTG_TEMPZZ wrote is your dad a cementer because your making me really hard
lol that was a good one do you have more?
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wanna go back to my place? i'll make you scream like a wookie
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Haahahah the funny thing about reading this is that im looking at your avatar im like wtf .. ?
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