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skatertg wrote haha f*ck my sex life is more funnier i think :L [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]

I’ve never dated a tall woman before and it was nice to get her so easily to my bed. I caressed her fine body until I found a lump on her throat. I won’t say what happened when I went “below the belt”. F*ck My Sex Life LOL
ha ha lol this made me laugh
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Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML thought this one was super funny
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apeck4697 wrote haha heres a good one,

today in class I had a boner. My teacher thought it was a cell phone and grabbed it.

FML



lol
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today, I wanted to go see kick ass. But it was delayed because my mom had to get picked up at 4. THEN the power in the theatre went out during the second showing. And for the third, they wouldn't let me in because its R. Im 16! FML
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Love this song.

#17. Posted:
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today, I did nothing. FML
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Funny Shit!

asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said “Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I’d rather eat these.
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Today, I was at a stop light at an intersection at night, when my car was suddenly struck from behind. It was a cop, who then went on to write me a ticket for not having functioning brake-lights. I had just gotten them replaced. FML
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Well, you said "bumps are welcome" bumps are not welcome they're against the rules.. so nice job. But, here's mine anyways.

I clicked this thread. FML
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