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iTroll
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Hey guys This is the FML thread where you can post your funniest and Most disappointing FML's

People can either


A) Do a FML entry, or

B) Post their favourite FML entry from where ever.
All you have to do is put a "FML" at the end of your short story.


Heres an exp. "Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years.FML"


Bumps Are Welcome

Have Fun!
SAY THNKS IF YOU LIKE IT:)


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iMM_x_SUP3R
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(for those that don't know: FML stands for "**** my life")
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Today, I had sex, FML
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haha heres a good one,

today in class I had a boner. My teacher thought it was a cell phone and grabbed it.

FML
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ndexmikey wrote Today, I had sex, FML


read the exp. Thts what it means by f*uck my life. not fake stories about you having sex.
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Today, I forgot to delete my history. My little brother now know what I do on the laptop in my spare time, FML.
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iTroll wrote
ndexmikey wrote Today, I had sex, FML


read the exp. Thts what it means by ****** my life. not fake stories about you having sex.

oh i know what FML means. I MEANT TO SAY IT.
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ndexmikey wrote
iTroll wrote
ndexmikey wrote Today, I had sex, FML


read the exp. Thts what it means by ****** my life. not fake stories about you having sex.

oh i know what FML means. I MEANT TO SAY IT.
oh nvm then. srry bout tht
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Yesterday I had to look up on the internet on how to eat a mango.FML
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haha f*ck my sex life is more funnier i think :L [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]

I’ve never dated a tall woman before and it was nice to get her so easily to my bed. I caressed her fine body until I found a lump on her throat. I won’t say what happened when I went “below the belt”. F*ck My Sex Life LOL
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