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"If it wasn't for the last minute, I'd never get anything done"
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"Happiness is your dentist telling you it wont hurt and then having him catch his hand on the drill"
-Johnny Carson
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Lol, I love this one! I kinda made it up Or i never heard of it but its on my bros picture of his bball team, Its
"Most people practice till they get it right, Champions practice till they can't get it wrong!"
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"Cheaters win. Thats why they do it."

"Be happy, don't worry."

"We all have a destiny. Just some are never found till death."






Spread the Wealth
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Somebody elses life is worse so quit your btchen.
Made it up.


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"You were a winner from birth, you were the fastest sperm." "No one is taller then the last man standing." "Bite off more than you can chew, Then chew it!" "I never apologize for being right."
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19849012943 wrote "You were a winner from birth, you were the fastest sperm." "No one is taller then the last man standing." "Bite off more than you can chew, Then chew it!" "I never apologize for being right."




WTF? Lol-Sauce
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"I'm deadly! I'm fast! I'm drunk..."-Nikolai Shi No Numa

Jk about nikolai quote, but its really funny.



My two favorite quotes are from Billy Graham (Famous Christian):

"Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened."

"When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost."
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"You don't have to agree, just comply."

"We can neither confirm nor deny that we may or may not be in what may or may not be a position to either confirm or deny what you may or may not have allegedly alleged."

i have seen them used alot and i like them both
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"if life hands u lemons, squirt them in your enemies face."
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History shall be kind to me for i intend to write it - Churchill

found this one, thought it was quite funny..

Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown.
-- Conan OBrien
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